I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
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