Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
You have to summon your inner elephant
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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