i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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