i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
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