covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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