The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
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Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
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I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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