the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
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My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
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who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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