just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
my liver is dry heaving
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Randomize
