is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
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Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
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Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
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