im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
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So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
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Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
PANTIES FOUND
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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