I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
i think im in europe. pls send help
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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