My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
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We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
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Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
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