i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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