just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
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what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
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You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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