Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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