Say something about gay babies.
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
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He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
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It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
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