Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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