when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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