forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
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i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
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She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
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