my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
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I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
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would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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