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I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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