Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
you win again, gameday.
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
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Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
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Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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