Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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