I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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