I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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