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say what?
wanna hang out?
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
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I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
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I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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