I hate your face
Have you finally orgasmed yet?
If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
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