That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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