i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
he told me I talked like a deaf person
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
Randomize
