I wannas sexs uuuuu
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
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Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
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Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
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