Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
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Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
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I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
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