Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
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i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
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Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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