her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
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His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
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If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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