He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
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If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
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On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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