You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
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