You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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