community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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