"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
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Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
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Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
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