weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
I've blown a few things in my day
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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