Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
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Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
My mom is lecturing me about 'invaluable housekeeping skills' while I google 'cocktails involving gin' on my phone. I can feel the generational gap looming in her silent judgment of my choices.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
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Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
I can't trust your balls anymore.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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