My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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