I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
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