i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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