I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
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Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
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Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
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