That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
Randomize
