Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Terrible idea I love it
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
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