All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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