Porn is love you can see.
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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