Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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