And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
Randomize
