How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
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Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
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Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
How drunk are you?
Completed.
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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