i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
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State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
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Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
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