Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
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