I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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