Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
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