even my farts smell like vagina
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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