Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
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He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
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I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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