singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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